Santacon 2009: Roundly Successful
For this year’s Santacon, I wanted to go futher than just a Santa costume. I’m opposed to the theme of women always dressing as “Slutty _____” as a default, because that’s such a limiting theme.
I decided to become an ornament. This is my first foray into bulky costuming and large paper-mache, and I think I’m hooked.
It’s pretty easy to create big paper mache costumes, even in a little apartment. Start with an exercise ball (just $20!). I chose the size which fits through most doors.
Take a load of free newspapers from the grocery store. Get a bunch of flour and water. Make paper mache until you are very dirty. Do about 7 layers for the required Santacon toughness, and let each layer dry before slapping the next on.
Test it out! Then cut arm holes, spraypaint red, and apply ornament-like sparkly decorations. Remember to make an ornament hat (I forgot until late the night before).
Have a blast at Santacon! Take pictures with everyone. Pass out a ton of candy, especially to kids. You can barely make it through doors, but thankfully, Santas are a helpful, kind bunch, and they’ll go to great lengths to help you squeeze into bars and restaurants. Have fun!
