The Fun Police of the Forbidden City
The Fun Police kept order in Winkel and Balktick’s Forbidden City, ensuring the safety and funitude of attendees.
Our fine officers issued tickets to partygoers.
Eventually I’ll put the final version up here. We added “Excellent/Poor use of face”, which was a frequent citation.
Officer Shane Perez took photos of troublemakers to keep track of them.
Criminals were asked to write confessions and place them in the highly secure Confession Box. Anyone who walked by was likely to be megaphoned over to the station and instructed to pick a confession from the box. Then they read it aloud through the megaphone, no matter what it said. Some of them were quite, er, remarkable!
Our line was impossible to walk, with gaps, curly bits, and chairs right over it.
Forbidden City’s Finest may have accepted bribes to let the Macau Casino continue operating.
We issued hundreds of tickets, elicited two hundred astounding confessions, took hundreds of mugshots, and kept things fun and silly. Thanks for hosting us, Winkel and Balktick!
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